You must be lost. No worries though, I can help. I am an Angel after all. My name is Lucifer and it would be my pleasure to handle your little situation personally. And you don’t even have to bother with the thanks. Your soul is payment enough.
Hm? It’s not like you were doing anything with it anyway. When was the last time you even thought about the thing? What is one lackluster soul against the opportunity to make an inquiry with one of God’s superior children? He’s not about to answer you himself, you know.
And unlike my father, I will never lie to you.